20 // Things Boys Just Dont Understand

There’s just some things that those boys will just never get about us girls. We are like a different species entirely. I’m not saying that’s a bad thing because I don’t know if I could live with another girls mess. Theres just something that separates us, a part from the obvious, that just made us a different type. The things that we do and say they just don’t understand. They think too literal, where as we tend to take a little bit longer to get down to the nitty-gritty, to say it how it is and really mean what we say.

1. If we say ‘I don’t care’ we are wrong. We really DO care.
2. If we ask you what you want to do, we really want you to say im not sure ‘What would you like to do’
3. If you don’t agree on that, just go along with it. because we are right
4. Never tell us we are wrong, even if you think that. A girl is never wrong
5. If we have just painted our nails don’t ask us to do anything, we gotta wait for that to dry
6. ‘Whatever’ really means you better do as I say
7. If it’s that time of the month, buy us all the chocolate, don’t say anything bad and certainly do not laugh when we cry
8. We cry alright, most days.
9. ‘Im so fat’ 9/10 we are looking for you to say ‘Youre not babe’
10. If we shout of you for something, that means we need you here now. Not in 5,10 minutes. NOW
11. Our bag is full enough of our own stuff, dont ask us to carry your keys
12. We go to the toilet together, we got to find a time to talk about you
13. Dont try to hide anything on social media, we WILL find out
14. We may take one selfie, but what if that’s not good enough, there must be 100 of the same pose
15. Instagram is not a joke, this is serious shit
16. If we ask you how an outfit looks don’t say ‘Nice’ or ‘Good’ we are better than that
17. If we want to throw 27 decorative cushions on the bed then we will, deal with it
18. Every wall in the house has to be white, instagram is just not that same on a colourful background
19. We just bought a soap, but it doesn’t smell great so we will buy 90092 others
20. One lipstick isn’t enough either, so don’t judge when we buy another in the exact same shade

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